chillax an egg onto bread, i dont care to continue

chillax an egg onto bread, i dont care to continue

twits // rand // ask

(Source: zayyanne, via basman)

6:02 pm • 15 October 2012 • 12,730 notes

1:02 pm • 13 October 2012 • 14 notes

2:39 pm • 30 September 2012

James cameron descended to the botom of the sea. hes famous for his movies mostly, but in this case he demonstrated reallife bravery. James started floating on his back at the beach, but then he got a look on his face like Im gonna do it and he just stopped floating and went down to the bottom of the whole ocean. brave man, and the first to see the darkest blue part of the ocean: the bottom of the ocean. the first thing James C did when he popped up out of the salty sea? “ALl i could think about was eating a good old fashion cheesdburger, like the humans back on land make.” And the ladies at the burger restaurant couldn’t leave him alone, drawn in no doubt by his unprecedented bravery, and his wealth that he earned by making a movie about a boat that was the largest boat ever until a bigger one was invented.

3:32 pm • 29 September 2012

i love dog

4:58 pm • 25 September 2012 • 2 notes

HORSE ATTEMPT EAT CAT

WARNING VERY SCARE

11:52 pm • 24 September 2012 • 2 notes

10:10 pm • 22 September 2012 • 16 notes

1:28 pm • 16 September 2012 • 8 notes

11:54 am • 16 September 2012 • 183 notes

(Source: adultmom, via whatevermane)

11:48 am • 16 September 2012 • 88 notes